Muffin lore

Muffin once stared down a tornado and made it apologize for ruining his lawn. The tornado now makes sure to steer clear of Muffin’s neighborhood.

Muffin doesn 't need a leash; dogs walk themselves to avoid crossing his path. Even the local squirrels hold a council to discuss his daily schedule.

When Muffin goes for a swim, the water parts like the Red Sea. Scientists have started studying the ocean currents to understand how Muffin defies physics.

Muffin’s bark once reverberated so powerfully that it created a new mountain range. The world now measures seismic activity in "Muffins "on the Richter scale.

Muffin doesn’t chase his tail; his tail chases him. The tail has its own personal trainer to keep up with Muffin’s impressive pace.